minotaurust:

aquarium outfit inspo

escuerzoresucitado:

sc4rv3enger:

zoenextdoor:

be honest. If I was a stuffie in a claw machine, would you try to win me??

sitting in the bottom of the stuffie pile watching my cringe fail girlfriend sobbing putting another bill in after she dropped me for the third time

merlinsorb:

lovely-v:

lovely-v:

Favorite ship dynamic

daddyfuckedme:

lavendorii:

RATING: NOT CUTE

this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.

lastforest:

brucebocchi:

catchymemes:

spitblossoms:

holly-fem:

spectrumcore:

thefangsharpener:

handsome women covered in blood. reblog.

I hope all of you sharing this know that you’re putting yourself on a dream hit list for a coven of lesbian vampires by even touching this post.

spitzy-speaks-jp:

poke chop wednesday $10 a plate

poke chop wednesday $10 a plate

epilepticsaints:

liveleaker:

copperbadge:

mctreeleth:

the-eldritch-angel:

*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*

Don’t be ridiculous. Our backs and knees absolutely cannot do that.

If I’m bending my knees that far it had better be for tramadol at the very least