Breaking Gay
disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

We’ve got nowhere to go but up.

moistpits:

moistpits:

i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

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hey look its me

pleatedjeans:

Here I come…
There I go… [x]

pleatedjeans:

Here I come…

There I go… [x]

I am not turning down the money, I’m turning down you. I want nothing to do with you. Ever since I met you, everything I ever cared about is gone. Ruined, turned to shit… dead, ever since I hooked up with the great Heisenberg!

cramp:

this dog is so happy, i bet it has it’s life together

cramp:

this dog is so happy, i bet it has it’s life together

If you are not ready for her to call you at 3 AM freaking out, if you cannot handle her at her worse, if you only crave for her curves and not her mind, if you cannot deal with her mood swings and if you want her just for sex stay the fuck away.
(via maggiesucksink)
unclefather:

why?

cnnbreaking:

forcing a friend to watch a tv show

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bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

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sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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death-by-lulz:

where can i buy that apron

death-by-lulz:

where can i buy that apron

Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango.
lingeringlilies  (via housewifeswag)